B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020

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B.A.D M.O.F.O

Bold And Dedicated Mothers Of Fabulous Offspring. A mother who makes bold decisions dedicated to raising her offspring to be well-rounded individuals.

She's a B.A.D M.O.F.O.

by Wereallbadhere November 14, 2017

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T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I

T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I is from the famous song Washing Machine Heart by Mitski, For example the lyrics “Toss your dirty shoes in my Washing Machine Heart. Baby, Bang it up inside.”

Person1: Hey babe T.Y.D.S.I.M.W.M.H.B.B.I.U.I
Person2: What...????😀
Person1: 🧑🏽 🦯

by Killuatea April 12, 2021

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Simple abbreviation for "my dick is big" Originated by a small group of friends from Ohio and was later turned into a mw2 clan, with the clan tag being (mDiB) of course. Shortly after we noticed the appearance of many fanyboys (especially from New Jersey). Any girls wanting to join simply put (mViT) as their clan tag, which meant "my vagina is tight" and yes... we did have girls join. Rather than use it to talk about each other's dicks (Like people from New Jersey do), for us in Ohio it is a simple way of saying "I don't give a fuck because i'm big in the pants"

Angry COD Nerd from New Jersey: "OMG! you guys aren't even good!"
RiZZy: "I don't give a fuck sissy! m.D.i.B BITCH!!!!

by mDiB June 6, 2011

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m.D.i.B

Simple abbreviation for "my dick is big" Originated by a small group of friends from Ohio and was later turned into a mw2 clan, with the clan tag being (mDiB) of course. Shortly after we noticed the appearance of many fanyboys (especially from New Jersey). Any girls wanting to join simply put (mViT) as their clan tag, which meant "my vagina is tight" and yes... we did have girls join. Rather than use it to talk about each other's dicks (Like people from New Jersey do), for us in Ohio it is a simple way of saying "I don't give a fuck because i'm big in the pants"

Angry COD Nerd from New Jersey: "OMG! you guys aren't even good!"
RiZZy: "I don't give a fuck sissy! m.D.i.B BITCH!!!!

by mDiB June 7, 2011

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m.b.t.d

(MUST .BE .THE .DICK)When a man is Heavenly blessed and extremely lucky to have an absolute woman pleaser in his jeans. Doesn't always have to be huge dick but for some just know how to use it And is guaranteed to give his girl a big "O" every single time. But in this case for this first definition this man was blessed with both. Huge as fuck and damn sure KNEW how to use it.

Did you hear that Homegirl is still stalking her ex after 8 months? m.b.t.d

She gave him a car a house. Her complete undivided attention and love she fell head over heels for this fool. And he Uglier than a motherfuker! m.b.t.d

Did you hear homegirl got 18 years in prison for trying to get a Hitman to kill her ex-boyfriend. #m.b.t.d

She spent thousands of dollars. Crazy amount of man hours about two dozen different people all in a Revenge plot 2 fuck with her ex-boyfriend head #m.b.t.d

by BiggDiesel1 March 25, 2020

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