Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.
"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."
by Nicholas' February 02, 2008
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fire crotch bitch

Fire.Crotch.Bitch. Also known(via text) as fbc

Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)
Nitsua: So like I was talking to Haras the other day.
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!
by Ezhar. June 16, 2009
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fire crotch

A red-headed, cocky fucktard that in no way shape or form contributes anything to his own life others lives or society as a whole.
I would rather dip my balls in a deep-fryer while drinking a homeless guy's jenkem and have a pack of rabid dogs eat my still attached fried balls than be near that fire crotch prick bobby beaman for more than 3 seconds.
by bobby beaman March 08, 2009
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Faggot Fucker Fire Crotch

a complete asshole, that likes to fuck girls/boys with red cooter hairs . and or gingertwadts .
by yerrrr nklaflakfh May 06, 2009
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Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 20, 2020
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.
Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021
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