The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
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by Weirdo_words March 19, 2023
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by robstyrr July 9, 2010
Get the Financial Transaction Coordinatormug. The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023
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by deksper January 7, 2019
Get the Time Wasters Coordinatedmug.