Comedian

A piece of art worth $120,000 and consisting of a banana taped to the wall. Got eaten at Art Basel in Miami.

Comedian was quite possible the lamest piece of art ever. I'm glad someone ate it, since that is what is supposed to be done with bananas.

by D12434132 December 20, 2019

Schrödinger's Comedian

A comedian who acts like a jerk and based off people's reactions make a joke based off the act in a funny way.

A contrary to Schrodinger's Douchebag

"(Reading out a definition) Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted."
"Im like this all the time"
"yeah but u do it well, making it Schrödinger's Comedian"

by mayflooer August 22, 2023

Our little comedian

A phrase used when someone, usually young, thinks they're funny after telling a terrible joke.

Our little comedian 🥀💔

by a_random_user May 2, 2025

comedian

The jokes and humorous comments made my the two girls in the example below.

Kylie and Brianna are the funniest comedians.

by Kellie Brien March 13, 2021

Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

Comedian Billy B

Comedian Billy B is a very sexy and funny comedian. He's a nomadic vagabond who traverses the continent in search of spirits that need picking up. He is a very strong person who has picked up to 500 spirits at one time. Not to be confused with his split personality "The Trailer Park Pimp" who Also is a spirit lifter, but at the expense of other spirits. It is rumored that the only way to quell the Pimps fury is by monitary wealth, otherwise prepare for the Pimphand bitches!

"I google Comedian Billy B one time, his videos are pretty funny!"

by Kief Terpman February 3, 2021

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020