Collingwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).

Canadian 1: where are guys you from?

Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain
Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto

Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood
Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us

by Ontario Definitions March 3, 2021

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Collingwood

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!

“Do you go for Collingwood?”
“Yes?”
“Ok, gay bitch”

by mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc February 14, 2022

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