cluntsterfuck

Cluntsterfuck

noun

1. A hot mess.
2. When the big tent is falling down around your ears.

Today has been a total cluntsterfuck since the elephants for loose!

by Cluntcar March 5, 2021

courtstacking

When a court session takes longer than the time needed due to objections.

And so she kept courtstacking for 6 hours.

by Idunnomaybe March 16, 2021

Courtside

Courtside is what you say when you see someone wearing sneakers you have never seen in stores which probably have a deeper meaning to them than your college degree

Damn dude, those sneakers tell alot about your vibe! Must be Courtside

by notCourtsidePakkaPromise November 23, 2021

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school

"god shes such a courts mum"

by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

clartstard

combination of the words clart and bastard, a vile insult which can be used to mean either of its combined words

harrison pay is a massive clartstard

i clarstard harrison pays filthy mother

by clartstard August 20, 2023