Andrew Cleaver

To be uncultured as shit, not knowing of anything in the world
Yo dude you are so Andrew Cleaver
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Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos
"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"
by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020
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Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!
Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.
by Ollie MUA August 17, 2013
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The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 25, 2025
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The Shawnee Cleaver

A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”

“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”

“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 25, 2025
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cleaver head

The intense headache you get when listening to an annoying person.
Jack gave me a case of cleaver head when he went on and on about his new computer.
by slick nick July 16, 2014
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Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)
Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!
by Nkos'yam October 07, 2020
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