After a failed attempt of "
Superman a Ho" that could lead in a slap, or worse, you scoop up the failed
ejaculate to slick back your hair à la
Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter. This should provide decent enough cover to vamoose in your clever guise.
That ho got irate after I tried to
Superman her, she was
steaming out of both ears! There was only one way out;
Clark Kent Dat Ho! So I slicked back my hair, grabbed my clothes then it was make like Tom and Cruise.