Skip to main content
a guy who loves tortas and bbc and has a tiny dick
my friend is a clark
clark by gooner56 May 12, 2025
The type of anomaly that always seems to get hooked on substances.
That asshole smokes crack like a clark
Clark by Horsebandit August 24, 2025

clark kent 

When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.
Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.
clark kent by DollarReel March 30, 2008

clark peters

A character on the TV show King Of The Hill with a shaved head/blonde pony tail and a nasally sounding voice. He is sometimes a friend of Bobby but other times he is a bully.
Did you see the part where Bobby kicks Clark Peters in the nuts?
clark peters by Bobby Smithy December 19, 2006

clark new jersey 

also known as clarkkk or klu klux klark due to all the racists. some good people but they’re usually the ones trying to leave town. high school sucks, people are mean, and no actual down town area. 1/10 don’t move here
“i never drive through clark new jersey because i know i’ll get pulled over just for not being white”

what are you doing in clark? you’re colored.”

Clark Kent Dat Ho 

After a failed attempt of "Superman a Ho" that could lead in a slap, or worse, you scoop up the failed ejaculate to slick back your hair à la Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter. This should provide decent enough cover to vamoose in your clever guise.
That ho got irate after I tried to Superman her, she was steaming out of both ears! There was only one way out; Clark Kent Dat Ho! So I slicked back my hair, grabbed my clothes then it was make like Tom and Cruise.
Clark Kent Dat Ho by G.Chis May 14, 2008