Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

by osan January 9, 2020

Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Completing the circuit

When you and your sexual partner eat each other’s asses simultaneously

Chad: “Kelly and I tried completing the circuit last night.”
Brad: “That’s wife material right there.”

by Shiftysham March 30, 2021

Completing the Circuit

When a man has sex with a shemale, and the shemale returns the favor with anal sex, therefore completing the circuit.

"So there I was, balls deep, and she just decided to try completing the circuit while i was doing him"

by robchee October 20, 2009

circuit city

Best Buy's bitch. Unable to keep their stocks above $5 when Best Buy's are always over $45. Basically every stupid foreign customer who doesn't know where Best Buy is shops at Circuit City instead.

Example 1:
Best Buy: Hey Circuit City, bend over and take this like a bitch

Circuit City: Ok, just be gentle this time....

Example 2:
Foreign Customer: "I from sheep, I buy.... I pay cash!!! you give me free bag?"

Associate: Stop it....

by Spursfan643 February 25, 2008

pussy circuit

An assortment of bars or clubs notable for loose women.

"That Park Slope bar is on the pussy circuit!"

"Are you riding the pussy circuit tonight?"

by cbas1984 February 11, 2009

circuit bending

A sound art derived from accidentally coming upon a broken electronic device and then frontin' like you know how it works as you close-mic it in a museum.

When used as a verb, it often means the opposite of circuit bending, i.e. to denote success in repairing something technical. 'When my car smoked, I had to circuit bend the motherfucker to get it running again, fuckin stayed up all night doin' it too.'

Q: "Say, does June of 44 do circuit bending?"
A: "Naw, don't think so, but I heard they had a broken Super Reverb."

by ptchi July 20, 2008