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Greenland Grass Chewer

When your doing a girl from the back, then you spin her around and make her munch on your overgrown pubes.
N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.
by Tablet July 1, 2008
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bubble gum chewer

Willfully ignorant person who blissfully passes time mechanically chewing gum with no light bulbs on upstairs in the noggin, and only wants to enjoy themselves and talk about vapid pop culture and never hurt their brain with boring or inconvenient substantive topics that make them uncomfortable.
Can you keep the topic to something light and fun? I don't want bubble gum chewers like Becky and Chad to get uncomfortable and call 911 on us, and shut happy hour down.
by savmont June 3, 2020
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Clit Chewer

A person, typically a man, who lacks the skills to, or simply doesn’t wish to bring a woman to orgasm.
Brian is such a clit chewer
by Waffle zed May 25, 2025
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Chuff Chewer

A female/Lesbian who likes to drink from the furry cup and gets carried away while doing so!
That girl was so good, she's a brilliant Chuff Chewer, you need to hook up with her asap, she won't disappoint!
by OopsyDaisy2010 March 3, 2011
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Cheek Chewers

The action when people without or with limited teeth look as though they have eaten a lemon and are trying to get the taste out of their mouth.
Those cheek chewers need to go and get a set of dentures to eliminate gumming their mouths raw...

toothless hillbilly prune face dentures chew
by whami67153 July 26, 2011
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pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night
Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day
by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025
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