cheeseburger

chronic laced with crack. offshoot of hamburger which means marijuana.

a hamburger with cheese in it.
wanna blaze some good shit?
what a cheeseburger?
a what?
some chronic with crack son
oh fo sho
by culeto September 05, 2006
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cheeseburger

Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.
"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"
by Sarah666 August 15, 2007
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cheeseburger

A fat woman with a lot of money who is to ugly to get sex the normal way, so they give money and buy gifts to keep boyfriends.
Did you see that Heifer coming out the bank, shes going to be my cheeseburger.
by ryseone January 21, 2008
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cheeseburger

A cheeseburger is a man who's got game with the opposite sex, meaning they never have to worry about leaving the bar or club alone.
"That cheeseburgeris talking to your girl better move in there quick!"
by Jake Patterson August 01, 2006
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cheeseburger attack

the intense urge that strikes one to get a cheeseburger regardless of the trials and tribulations one may face to obtain it's juicy goodness.
We need to get to McDonalds ASAP, because I am having a cheeseburger attack!!
by christinajuanita August 27, 2010
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Hamburger cheeseburger.

Said as an expression to signify when there is indeed a difference between two things or situations, but that difference is unimportant or negligible. Often used when someone is making a big deal out of an insignificant difference. Can also be used to indicate indifference between two choices.

Origin of the phrase: Generally, if someone wants a cheeseburger, and they're served a hamburger, they won't fuss or complain. Sure, there's a difference, but who cares? It's a slice of cheese. Your life's not going to end because you didn't get cheese. Get over it.
Panama City or Myrtle Beach? Hamburger cheeseburger. (Beaches, who cares?)

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$300, $299? Hamburger cheeseburger. (It's a dollar.)

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Burned to death, smoke inhalation, hamburger cheeseburger. (He's still dead).
by iamvered May 22, 2014
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cheeseburger tits

Paula Deen has cheeseburger tits.
by Guy McGee January 14, 2014
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