charlie brown syndrome

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.
For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.
by SkyCreation May 12, 2014
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Charlie Brown Kwanzaa

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome
by MYNAMEIST February 09, 2007
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charlie brown

Slang for a native of india
"oye, charlie brown; bring me some curry"
by charlie browning March 10, 2008
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Charlie Brown Parsley

Nickname for weed, pot, reefer, grass, dope, Mary Jane, hash. You get the idea.
Her: Roll me some of that Charlie Brown Parsley.
Him: She a bad mfer for calling it Charlie Brown Parsley frfr.
by charliebrownlover123 January 08, 2023
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Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .
(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.
by Unkie Al February 11, 2006
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Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.
College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 27, 2005
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