His milk chocolate skin is loved by everyone. His purple lips will caress your vaginal lips until his tongue rips it open. His dick is so long that the girls can't it like when they watch the fault in our stars. Keep your eyes on yo bitch cuz chandler is cumin. His nose is covered in that cocaine and will get more. He will get you to buy him more so he can get Horney enough to penetrate you through the roof. He will pop your water even if your not pregnant. He will make you deep throat him like you do to dat beer at a party.
by tubini November 8, 2014
Get the Chandlermug. Usually a tall blonde and handsome percussionist with the attitude of a black woman. Hailing from the ghettos of Candy Land, his hobbies may include getting down with his bad self, romping and fishing. Among his interests are searching for land mines, taking pictures of fire hydrants, and exposing himself to strangers. Chandlers are most famous for creating and incorperating the term Bendered into the American language. His most common nickname is C-town. He is also familiarized as skinnylicious. His favorite place in the world is Bernadette and he usually has a thing for Lexie.
by Team Mongoose April 28, 2012
Get the Chandlermug. by detitdoit December 9, 2008
Get the Chandlermug. Hey bud, did you sell that M5?" "Yep, but I got a Chandler on it, so you didn't miss out on anything good.
by Sales Ninja March 22, 2011
Get the Chandlermug. A wannabe version of a variable number of different 'Cultures' put together, such as 'Emo', 'Chav' 'Gangster', And even 'Copycat'.
Person A: What do you call a wannabe chav, mixed with a wannabe emo, mixed with a wannabe metalhead?
Person B: Oh Oh! I know! It's a Chandler!
Person B: Oh Oh! I know! It's a Chandler!
by Jimbob43242 June 8, 2009
Get the Chandlermug. verb
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.
to tp someones house after hooking up with them
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.
to tp someones house after hooking up with them
well, because it wasnt booing, or hohohing, and it was the month of april, we chandlered their house
chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now
chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now
by waterbottlee December 13, 2006
Get the Chandlermug. One of the most attractive people in the room are named chandler. The most common downside to people named chandler is that they play golf and are very lanky. Usually born in the month of august.
by 420Chandler420 January 17, 2020
Get the Chandlermug.