Cellular at Sea

The cell phone service that you get on cruise ships (roaming). It is ridiculously expensive and costs more than the cruise if you use it. For example, loading a webpage will cost you +$20!

Customer to cell phone provider: WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $50,000 FOR ROAMING?
Customer service: Because you used cellular at sea.

by funnymemes03 January 9, 2021

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 1, 2021

Cellular Mobosis

Cellular Mobosis is a made up disease made up by me.

Hey you have cellular Mobosis!

by Komobo May 2, 2022

Cellular Dataless

-Without Cellular data
-What ur brain is like

"Ur a cellular dataless organism"
-Colton Carlson April 13, 2022

by Bunnizer April 13, 2022

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Cellular device

A quick way to say, "Artwork" or "Blueprints" I've made while running away from home,a robbery, etcetera when you don't want people to know you made artwork.

Let me grab my cellular device while I use the bathroom.
I got to get this cellular device,its brand new.
No,all I have is my cellular device.

by Oceanic Puerto Rican guy August 19, 2024