A person, usually a man, who gets married, thinking that he will now have a steady source of sexual pleasure, only to find out that even being a provider of a good and steady quotient of Honey Due Projects being done on time, is not going to get him any more Poontang!, than if he just sat in the Living room, watching Sports on tv, with his now way dead dirty socks hanging half way off his really smelly feet! Hence his need to celebrate the fact that he is now a good and steady Celebater!
"Aei there Bill! Did you hear about Rince? Well, he got married to that gorgeous Josephine! And straight away she turned him into a Celebater!"
by Bruce Bombastico December 23, 2021
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by QuacksO August 22, 2022
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An emotionally intimate relationship that’s ill defined in label and lacking in the sexual department
We’ve never hooked up and we’re not dating but we fall asleep on the phone every night after talking for 6+ hours… so we’re deep in a celibatuationship at this point.
by djwoody August 8, 2024
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