Cumcussion

When you cum so many times in someone's face, they pass out.

Green: "Hey, do you know why Kat is in the hospital?"
Miso: "Yeah, I came so many times on her face, she got a cumcussion."
Green: "Sweet man, I'll have to try that out some time."

by Eldahat July 24, 2014

Cancunsion

Cancunsion= it's like a concussion but caused from heavy partying in Cancun and not a physical blow to the head.

Dude, just got back from Mexico for vacation, I think I have a 3rd degree Cancunsion. My brain is super cloudy and I can't remember anything.

by Boomer55 September 18, 2017

Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.

Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.

by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019

Cuntcussion

When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.

“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”

by Giddytitty07 January 10, 2020

cuntcussion

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Cumcussion

when you're making out with someone and you smash your girlfriends head on the wall.

Damn this man really gave me a cumcussion!!!!!!

by Chickentenderbaby! November 21, 2020

Clitcussion

Attempting to stimulate an orgasm on a woman by banging your head against her vagina, receiving a concussion in the process.

Man 1: “Bruh I tried to make this chick cum by hitting my head against her pussy. It didn’t work, just got a clitcussion.”

Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”

by TinyMeatMike March 24, 2021