When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.
Stephan: pull your trousers down
Angela: okay (pulls them down)
Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina
Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry
Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
Angela: okay (pulls them down)
Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina
Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry
Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
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