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Compton Cardio

Being athletic because this person is so used to running from the police. It refers to the city of Compton because it has the highest crime rate and most people there are in shape and fast from running from the police.
How did Chris get so fast? He has that Compton cardio from being chased by the cops after doing all that stupid sh!t with Danny.
by mccaaaaarthy January 16, 2011
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I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car
by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022
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cardio

a makeout session which is intense enough to be a physical workout. The connotation alludes to a hookup, but the word can also used in the context of a relationship.
Dude I got some awesome cardio in yesterday!

It was a date at the movies; of course there was some cardio!

So Nicole, did you get any cardio in on after school on Friday?
by Kookoo chachoo April 27, 2008
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022
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cardio bunny

Those people(usually women) that you see in the gym every single day whose entire workout revolves around cardio exercise. You'll pretty much never see them in the free weights section or even on the nautilus machines. Their whole workout can be summed up as either a lengthy period of time on some cardio machine(like an elliptical) or they take some group cardio class. They get all sweaty and really think they're killing it in the gym, but as time goes on, you notice that their bodies look no different because they plateaued ages ago.
That girl hits the gym almost everyday and she's thin and flabby at the same time. Must be a cardio bunny.
by Nightowl358 November 14, 2015
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Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.
Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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cardiocranialrectalitis

When you head is stuffed so far up your ass, your heart is beating it to death!
George W. Bush, had a case of cardiocranialrectalitis, and so did anyone who voted for him!
by manic Mike January 15, 2010
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