cairosexual

attraction to people that sit nice

*this random person sitting nicely*

person 1
“i got a hard”

person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”

person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”

person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“

by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024

cairosexual

attraction to people that sit nice

*this random person sitting nicely*

person 1
“i got a hard”

person 2
“oh no bro why do u have a hard?!”

person 1
“oh actually im cairosexual! im attracted to people that sit nice!”

person 2
“thats so cool bro i wish i was cairosexual too:(“

by 41RP0D5 March 20, 2024

Cairistiana

- cat lover
-salty bitch
-can get a room roarin
-edgy kween
-hot biker babe
-fabulous hair
- infectious laugh

That girl is such a Cairistiana, shes such a babe

by kkell1998 May 30, 2024

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017