Eyy it be me, Caiden, I have soo many friends. I am am poplar. People like me and my Coronavirus pet often enjoys eating algae, and wang. I also have orange hair, and a COCK THAT SUMMONS THUNDER
by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid May 2, 2020
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Noun; A Latino man who loves gardening, roofing, and border hopping,

Verb; A current member of the Cartel, Mafia, KKK, Crips and Bloods, and local Bingo establishment for elders.
He’s a Caiden Hernandez, run!
by extremewhitemale May 9, 2023
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he tells everybody he’s straight but soon to turn out as gay or bisexual, he is also a very nice boy but can be a thief (takes boys underwear) specifically boys called oscar toft, overall he is a nice boy but sometimes a tad strange
oscar: mum can u see my pants

Oh no maybe caiden Roberts stole them
by I love fag October 24, 2022
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Caiden Forbes is autistic and is very autistic at formula 1 games, runs LRN.
Omg is that caiden Forbes walking down the street (pointing to an autistic person)
by fergz February 2, 2022
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The straights gay person Ive ever met. He will haunt your dreams and want you to fondle his butt cheeks. He will appear in the darkest hour, and rizz on you. His dick is too big to handle, but you will want to take it all in.
Do you know, Caiden Gribble is gonna stretch that tinny kitty 😼
by xDonniex007 January 11, 2023
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An absolute cock sucking retard with 15 extra chromosomes. Some may refer to one as a trendy short funny male. Also has a micro penis and is in love with grandma adult films
“Caiden Kendall is a short little bitch with a small penis.”
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Caiden brown is a boi. He watches roblox videos religiosly. He is straight but has kissed a man named wyatt. He has a girlfriend named Jayden and he has had 6 more before her. He mostly is found in his cave dwelling of a room watching roblox videos or playing roblox. He only watches hentai because he knows thats all he's ever going to see.
Person:1 heard Caiden Brown kissed a dude
Person 2: Yeah but it was one of the homies.
by TheAbsolute%100TruthNoCap March 6, 2021
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