jonny: 'yo dave hows your crypto portfolio going'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
david: 'farrrrrk wake me up when september ends'
jonny: 'bro u got a bad case of crypto-itis'
by opulence_magic February 18, 2021
Get the Crypto-itis mug.A female partner who loses her partner or lover to his overinvolvement and unbridled enthusiasm in crypto currency. Similar to the old term Golf Widow
Well I never really see or hear from.him these days since he got into crypto. I'm a Crypto Widow, that's what I am!
by Melissa Luisa April 15, 2021
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: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.
: Is used to refer to a person with non-European ancestry that identifies as White European & is similar to the term "Crypto-Jew" which means a person of jewish descent who identifies as a White Catholic European.
Person 1: Hey, doesn't he look a little weird to you?
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Like, that he's not fully White.
Person 2: Like a Crypto-White?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Pfff..... I checked & his grandfather was african.
by xXJonaXx August 20, 2022
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by Ryley Carpenter November 13, 2022
Get the crypto terraverse mug.People with Armenian heritage typically residing in Turkey who hid their Armenian ancestry after the Armenian genocide of 1915 to avoid persecution and discrimination. They are typically Turkish people with full or partial ethnic Armenian origin. They can also be called hidden Armenians.
My Kurdish friend just found out he's actually a Crypto Armenianhiding from the genocide, yeah he's having a bit of an identity crisis.
by cerealcrusader January 18, 2022
Get the Crypto Armenian mug.A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.
Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!
Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.
by eternalriw November 19, 2021
Get the crypto bum mug.With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022
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