by ThesuCCulentPrawn February 4, 2018

demitri is withou a doubt the hottest person on the episode app / the episode community .
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
person 1 : omg who is that hot 6' 2 god next to Amy?
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
by Amyyybichh December 21, 2020

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
by GP2 engine November 22, 2021

Girl 1: Cristiano has a big dick
by Cristiano329 May 4, 2018

A person with the name Cristiano is gay and has a big ego. They also commonly have small dicks and love gay interracial sex
Hey look at that Cristiano!
by Babynames123 June 4, 2017

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
by [ Unavailable] March 11, 2025
