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demitri cristiano blackwood

demitri is withou a doubt the hottest person on the episode app / the episode community .
he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
person 1 : omg who is that hot 6' 2 god next to Amy?
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo
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Cristiano

Has an average penis length of a half meter
Sexy, big dick and hav the six pack
Girl 1: Cristiano has a big dick
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Cristiano

A person with the name Cristiano is gay and has a big ego. They also commonly have small dicks and love gay interracial sex
Hey look at that Cristiano!
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Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
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