cool story bro

meaning

we don't really care, please shutup.

originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.

Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.

cool story bro

by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010

cool story 9000 bro

Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.

Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO

by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011

cool story bro no one cares

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016

Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.

Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

by IDGAFBRO May 3, 2011

Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.

Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"

by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010