Chromebook (the bad version)

A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.

Chromebook (the bad version)s were being handed out at the cafeteria.

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

National Vaccume Your Chromebook day!

Just grab a vaccume, and succ.

Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.

Friend: Why?

Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!

Friend? Bullshit.

by zeven717 April 25, 2021

Chromebook

A cheap computer that is good for schools trying to get a good bang for their buck, but they cannot run intensive apps. They are not bad, but their operating system was designed in a way so they cannot download and run apps unless you turn on Linux (beta). They can be fast, and unless you need downloaded apps like steam, then you will be fine with one. Some have pretty good parts, like Core i7s and 16 gigabytes of RAM.

Person 1: Chromebooks are all bad!
Person 2: It really depends on your use case.

by Yeethasbeentaken May 8, 2020

Chromebook

A computer that runs Google's Chrome OS, usually actually pretty decent performance unless it's from your school, since your school probably installed 50,000 pieces of shitty spyware to monitor the porn you watch, which takes up 512 Gigs of space which is more than even a really decent gaming PC can handle.

Aw shit the teacher's forcing us to use school Chromebooks again.

by shitt_hol December 3, 2020

Chromebooking

Chromebooking, the act of violently ear raping people in calls with the loudest most highest gain like that of a Chromebook.

This guy, he was in the call and he started chromebooking on the microphone, It was horrible.

by Shinobii October 6, 2020

chromebook geek

Someone who figured out how to use a useless thing, but usually gets laughed at.

Person 1: This girl I met some days ago...
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: figured out how to play Minecraft, COD, and VALORANT on her RTX Intel i47 64 TB RAM 1024 TB Storage Chromebook and beat me all of those games
Person 2: So she's a chromebook geek?
Person 1: I mean, she made a useless web browsing child device into a gaming pc!
Person 3: Person 1, your new girl is just a stupid person who never understands what things can and cannot do.

by iExtensionClutch January 4, 2021

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Ugh Do We Have To?

by User010 September 18, 2020