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cali butler

most well known person in highland park. she has a bad reputation and has some stupid "transgender" cat. she is obsessed with jensen and always with this katie girl. people like to yell her name and make musicaly duets with her because she is amazing at musicly!!!!! she is in love with chick-fil-a and goes there like every single day!!
random person: "OMG IS THAT CALI BUTLER??!!!!" cali butler: **rolls eyes then waves**
by cardibisdaddy123 June 7, 2018
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Hustle and bustle

"There was a hustle and a bustle in the shopping mall, as loads of people walked by."

"I can't stand the hustle and bustle of big cities."
by LiterateBof November 7, 2013
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Mexican Ghost Buster

Dude, I'm tired of raking leaves, go to home depot and get a Mexican Ghost Buster to do it for us
by boozah650 April 26, 2010
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jimmy butler

the lead star of the miami heat a once homless boy and now is a all star leading a team to the finals consisting of tyler "baby goat" herro aswell as bam "i broke tatum" adebayo along with a group of 3 shooters called sniper gang. Sniper gang consist of the afore mentioned tyler herro ,jae crowder , the creator of the jumpshot duncan robinson and goran dragic. as well as jimmy butler is an amazing 2 way player inside of the nba along side a amazing heat deafense set up by spo.
Damn i really want to kiss jimmy butler no homo for leading us to the finals.
by jimmy-goatler September 28, 2020
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Butlerphile

the teacher that grabs your penis and sleeps in class
omg "butlerphile" is at it again.
by oogahinfyo May 6, 2019
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Ed Butler

Another word for someone where words like 'Hero' and 'legend' just doesn't quite cover the awesomeness!
'Did you see that guy spin kick those ninjas? That dude is a total Ed Butler'

'Can't believe he did that for us and saved us from the terror. What an Ed Butler'
by Wallis Walliams September 11, 2013
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Cum Butler

A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.

Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.

A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.

A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
by The Filthy Gentleman March 5, 2023
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