Brotard

A "special" or strange person that considers you a close freind even if you just met.

That guy just told me I am his best friend and I never met him before.
My Friend: He must be your brotard.

by zippythezigzag August 15, 2012

Brotarded

bro·tard·ed broh-tar-ded
–adj.
1. notably bad; horrible - That singer was brotarded!
2. violently drunk; disagreeable drunk - Ted gets brotarded when he drinks.
3. used for consoling others through sympathy - oh, that's brotarded!

Frank: John drank too much and was totally brotarded last night. He really needs to get his life under control
Tom: Yeah man, sounds like a bad night
Frank: Yeah, it was utterly brotarded...

by Box-Monkey April 29, 2010

bronandered

to yack at a shindig, especially as a result of very few shots of alcohol.

ohhhh man! i was at junior prom, and i got SO bronandered in the bathroom... they needed to mop that shit up...

by ITC April 21, 2004

Broward

A reward given to one's bro, often for specific acts including but not limited to: Jokes made in poor taste about one's mother, a new bench press max, getting laid by that skankapotamus down the hall, not having herpes, and extraordinary feats of slut shaming. Browards are commonly seen in the form of fist bumps, poorly executed high fives and sometimes the not-so-subtle ass slap.

Jace: Bro! Did you see I went home with that skank wagon last night? I gave her an Alabama Thunder Slam!

Ashton: Dude! Hit me up top broseph you deserve a Broward!

by LivingDangeriously&Obviously May 26, 2016

BrONAR

The ability for a dude or gal to detect a bro or douchebro

Similar in the ways girls use gaydar to detect closet homosexuals.

dude just like how submarines use SONAR to detect other submarines, i have really good BrONAR and can easily tell if a dude is a total bro, and really wants to play gamecube and drink natty ice when he says he only wants to "chill"

by Shoelace September 30, 2008

brocard

a bath of shit and cum. usually while wearing assless chaps.

Jamie loves to take brocards with his parents.

Man, that brocard was quite refreshing.

by zack dusty September 25, 2006

Blonard

(blow-nard); someone who acts like they are mentally challenged, or does stupid things.

"Good job pulling out in front of me when there were no cars behind me you damn BLONARD!!!!"

by izaya's mumma February 12, 2010