Shootin the ol beef brisket

A phrase for hanging around with friends, most often uttered by the dumb member of the group. It is most commonly used by a person with low intelligence who converses with others of higher intelligence.

I miss hanging out. I miss the discord calls. I miss the, ya know... Shootin the ol beef brisket.

by Chronological June 24, 2021

Meemaw’s Brisket

A reference from the sitcom television series ‘Young Sheldon’.

Meemaw = Grandmother
Brisket = A cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal.

Sheldon: I know Meemaw’s Brisket recipe.
George Sr.: What?
Meemaw: No, you don't.
Sheldon: Yes, I do. And in order to bring peace to this family, I'm prepared to make it public.

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

Lump Brisket

A spin-off game with a similar game base strategy to Limp Biscuit. It is when a group of friends (guys only) all shit onto a flank (preferably Brisket) of beef and then proceed to pack the steamy shit meat into a condom and begin to dildo fuck each other. The last one to nut has to eat the meat.

Mother, "How was last night hanging with your friends Michael?"
Michael, "It was great mom! We all played lump brisket and Adam lost!"

by BingoWingz November 19, 2017

Putting My Brisket in Her Basket

To place a portion of beef, typically from the brisket section of the cow, in the basket of a female customer at a grocery store.

"Excuse me, you work in the meat department? Could you please put your pork chops in my cart?"
"Sorry, ma'am, I'm putting my brisket in her basket. You'll have to wait."

by thewhitesouljaboy November 23, 2011

Limp Brisket

A term used to describe a jewish person at bat in a baseball or softball game.

Can be referred to as just Brisket.

look at her at bat! let's go limp brisket!!

by Big Red GS May 5, 2010

Career Limiting Brisket

When you're at a business meal, and you order WAY too much food (kind of on accident), giving the appearance that you're wasteful, frivolous, and care nothing about those who are less fortunate.

Did you hear what Dan said in that meeting? That was some serious Career Limiting Brisket

by rush.hour January 16, 2016

Baste The Brisket

: to be home alone for the holidays

"Ras chose to baste the brisket this New Years instead of attending the party."

by KTM_Rider December 31, 2011