brown eyed breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017

Pink Breakfast

Fucking a girl on the kitchen floor, cumming inside her vagina and then sucking up the cum dripping from her to the floor

A: So did you hook up with that girl yesterday?
B:Yea we did a mean Pink Breakfast

by ProfessorFilthyLazis August 6, 2018

Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.

“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy”

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”

by aliveandkickingOS August 12, 2021

jet set breakfast

A "breakfast" consisting of cigarettes, Red Bull and cocaine.

Usually "eaten" members of the jet set society after a long night of partying.

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*Monday morning in St. Tropz after a night out*

Jet set yuppie #1: "Blast! It's 10 o'clock in the morning and we just got back to our hotel suites... Hey, let's go get some jet set breakfast!"

Jet set yuppie #2: "Gosh! Cocaine in the morning sounds ghastly... I'm in!"

*Jet set yuppie #1 calls room service*

by Abraxnaroek August 15, 2010

park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.

I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

by The mad shatter July 14, 2017

breakdancing cat

The breakdancing cat is a feline that breakdances. It is very important in most countries around the world, especially Uganda.

Person A: wth is the cat supposed to accomplish? huh? nothin', that's what
Person B: IT'S A BREAKDANCING CAT
Person A: oh shi- you're right.

by Dr. Phoenix Wrong July 4, 2008

new zealand breakfast

The act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and bum fucking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.

John Key: We have a new initiative for solving NZ poverty. We'll be supplying New Zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.

John Key: So what did you have for breakfast Tamati?

Tamati: Ae i hadd ae New Zealnd brekfst dox.

by Anil Jashari October 14, 2013