Braden

Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.

"Fuck you Braden, but your mummy kinda thic"

by Buzz Lightener July 14, 2019

Braden

Dick head

Person 1- Ugh did you see that guy? Ewww
Person 2- he must be a Braden

by Your exxxxxxx June 11, 2019

Braden

it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole

"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!

by LOAFMUFFIN December 10, 2007

Braden

Braden looks like the crimson chin and bad at jokes and is bad at come backs

Braden is annoying

by Bifford did this March 23, 2019

Braden

Braden is the type of kid who likes boys

He likes a boy named Brady and thinks that he is hot.

Did u here about the new kid Braden.
He probably likes boys

by Jodad99 November 03, 2019

BRADEN

A teenage boy who hangs out with girls and abandones his “old friends” to hang out with new ones 24/7.

Wow that must be a Braden he is hanging out with a girl for once...

by ????!!!!! September 22, 2018

Braden

He is literally a tall girafffe,that’s it

Dang that boy a Braden

by Thatboidev March 04, 2019