Boulder

home to a bunch of retarded new-age hippies who call themselves liberal but don't spend any money on education and drink a lot of beer. also home to many college kids who smoke pot in circles on campus grounds. In the summer people from Denver drive there to get drunk and go tubing in the freezing creek. Boulder Highschool has a rock climbing wall in its' gym.

Instead of hiking at the cabin, we went tubing in Boulder Creek and walked Pearl Street where we aquired free samples of Haagen Daz and tried on tie-dye socks.

by lilyfart December 17, 2006

Boulder

Boulder is a city in Colorado that houses Colorado University. It is a new age, hippy-modern Subaru loving piece of shit town, but besides Denver it is the only place in the state worth going.

Hey, let's go up to the hill and get a bag!

Okay.. That's the only thing to do in Boulder anyways.

by Ashent May 18, 2006

bouldering

referring specifically to wearing underwear with shaved testicles.

Yo - you bouldering today?

Ya - I be bouldering.

Bouldering is great but this is really hurting my crotch.

by BJE4 August 6, 2010

Boulder

A 30 of Keystone/ keystone light/ or keystone ice

Im gunna go to the liqour store to pick up a boulder. We are gunna be breaking stones off that all night.

by 11sixteen March 15, 2009

Boulder

a hot sexy girl's boobs

Kaly calling the hot sexy girl a boulder, during gym class...thinking it was an insult.

by Celina fufferson January 5, 2009

boulder

A 30 pack of Rolling Rock beer. What do you get when you combine 30 rocks? Well of course that's a BOULDER.

I went to cyclone liquor and picked up a boulder to enjoy while watching the ice skating Olympic try outs.

by clarebear23 November 5, 2012

boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft

hey blake you have boulder shoulder

by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015