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internet boomer

noun: An old-timer who constantly mutters things along the lines of "back in my day, I used IRC chat rooms to download illegal contents by sending commands to bots. Also Yahoo and MSN messenger were the best instant chat clients accessible." They were the first proper internet-raised generation but can't really keep up with Gen Z.
DrPayne: "The urge to be a cunt toward a 14 year old is hard to hold back right now."
Me: "ok internet boomer"
by nuhhh November 4, 2019
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Boomer Juice

The White ultra monster energy drink, commonly drank by boomers.
Yo kyle, can you pass me some boomer juice
by Battleelvis July 7, 2019
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tuba boomer

A sexual move where a female blows into a male's asshole like a tuba. If done properly, the male's penis will blow up like a balloon. The male proceeds to "boom" her.
Bro #1: Yo, I had a hard time getting it up for Patricia last night.

Bro #2: Yeah Bruh? What'd you do?
Bro #1: You know my move Brozzle! Tuba boomer.

Bro #2: Hell yeah! Bet she'll come back for more...
by TubaBoomer July 18, 2014
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Poontang Boomerang

When someone you have had sex with in the past shows up or are friends with someone you want to have sex with in the future, they are a poontang boomerang.
"Dude! I went to a party with my new girl , and her skank friend showed up that I was down and dirty with the night before! That girl is a poontang boomerang !"
by kimt205 May 27, 2012
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boomerang-wang

any male sexual organ which is bent, kinked, curved or otherwise humorously deformed.

Boomerang-Wang is a noun
Ben has a small, purple Boomerang-Wang
by Travis Lally July 1, 2005
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Baby Boomers

Generation of entitled, materialistic narcissists who express anger and bafflement that the half-assed parenting they exhibited due to putting their own 'needs' first somehow resulted in succeeding generations of spoiled, materialistic narcissists.
"Funny how Baby Boomers hate millenials for being just like them."
by Poshlost December 4, 2019
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Baby Boomer

Baby boomers are the generation of people who decided to mess everything up and leave it up to the generation after them to clean everything up and deny they did anything wrong in the first place. Often by changing the subject by talking about how technology dumbs down kids and talking about how kids are so entitled. They may show a political cartoon, a type of meme for old people, usually showing how technology is ruining the youth.
20 y/o: Grandpa, why didn't you replace the toilet paper roll. There's only one sheet left.
Baby Boomer Grandfather: I didn't use all of it. Its not my job to replace it. Why do all of you kids feel so entitled now-a-days? Probably those damn Iphones and gameboys and pokemons you dumb millennials play with. Damn evilspawns.
by Really Aesthetic August 10, 2019
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