Teddy Bonkers

Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone

Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!

by Punintentional Disgrace October 2, 2018

honka bonkers

big ass anime tiddies

Damn that girl got some real big honka bonkers

by potatotiddies October 10, 2018

Chonker Bonker

A person with a preference for a larger bodied, potentially overweight, partner.

Synonymous with "Chubby Chaser"

Person 1 - "I'm more into the old Jonah Hill, I prefer chunky guys."
Person 2 - "You're such a Chonker Bonker!"

by $waggo$aurusFl€x August 14, 2020

Bonker

A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.

Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !

by SheletreCina May 21, 2010

Oh Bonkers

An English expression. When something isn't going your way, you can use this to express your feelings.

Oh Bonkers, I forgot to do my homework.

by Slerbadiljo May 30, 2018

Bonkers-Ass

Most commonly used to show extreme measures or limits. To be extreme beyond comparison.

Brian- Did you see the guy on the corner of the street this morning that was flailing his arms around, naked, helicoptering his man-junk, and singing Taylor Swift really loud?

Austin- Yeah... That guy is bonkers-ass crazy...

by guy on the corner April 18, 2010

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005