Banging the Monkey 

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

Banging the Monkey by Cooney Bamboo January 21, 2020

bogig

Synonym of noob

(Someone) bogig

bogig by Zhahn February 21, 2021

vadge bogies 

Mucus clumps of white semi-solid discharge found in or around the vaginal area, usually during or after intercourse.

"damn baby, the bed sheets are covered in your vadge bogies... pass the toilet paper!"

vadge bogies by SpiderMaguire January 17, 2008

Ball-Banging 

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers

I am bored, want to go ball-banging?

Ball-Banging by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011

clip banging 

to watch many Youtube videos in short succession
Youtube binge watching lots of Youtube

I spent all night clip banging last night, must have been at it for like 3 hours

clip banging by bigwillysmallcity March 12, 2019

Poo Banging 

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.

Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night

Poo Banging by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

bogie buffet 

This is a term used to describe someone picking their nose and eating the bogies and or snot.

Alex: Hey steve look at Adam over there indulging in some bogie buffet......

bogie buffet by The Great Alfonso........ October 16, 2008