National Bobert day

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert

what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!

by Hebebebebebebe August 7, 2022

boger

an amazing striker in soccer that will score goals accurately at the cost of significant erection

audience 1: wow! did you see that shot, what an amazing goal!
audience 2: indeed, observe his pants, he must be a boger to do that

by ebay with a T September 30, 2020

Andy Biersack

Only the sexiest man alive he’s such a lil cutie. Awh.

Andy biersack, the only man who can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.

by Potatofloop May 10, 2018

Boerne

A small town that’s full of rich hicks and a lot of “daddy’s money” trucks. Everyone vapes in this town cause they can actually afford it. A lot of people are 2 faced bitches in this town.

Guy 1: Hey have u seen that guy in that nice truck?

Guy 2: He must live in boerne

by localho3 May 10, 2018

boied

To get shown up and look an ass by the person you was trying to make look an ass in the first place.

Matt - "Hey Daniel you retard"
Dave - "At least my cock weren't bitten off by my dad"

Matt was succesfully boied by Dave.

by Gavin J. Pearce November 16, 2004

Boerne, TX

Boerne Tx is a town about 20 minutes outside of the predominately hispanic city of San Antionio. Everyone in Boerne is either under the age of 18 or over the age of 50. The youth population normally falls into one of three "classes". The "leftover" hispanic gangsters from San Antonio. The second class is at of the "Hicks" or some call themselves "Skaters"...but they are really hicks at heart. Now most of these are male, and chew dip, smoke weed, drink keystone, and sometimes pull out a skateboard every once in a while to "be cool". And everyone, I mean EVERYONE drives pickup trucks, whether they live on a farm, an apartment, or a 3 million dollar mansion, everyone has a truck. "Bullriding" is also considered acceptable among the hick class, but no one knows why. The final class is that of the "Preps". Now these "Preps" attend Champoin Highschool or The small quaint Geneva school. Most of these peoples parents drive at least 2 cars and live in million dollar homes, yes this is an exaggeration but they sure act like it.

so welcome to boerne, enjoy old things and stuck up kids.

"Hey that kid is driving a truck, wearing a polo, and wearing a gangster chain...he is the epidomy of a Boerne, Tx kid.

by notimportant8888 December 4, 2009

boerckelation

A true statement that is phrased in a terribly awkward, yet innovative way that leads to a sudden pause that is instantly followed by roaring laughter.

Yesterday Alexander relieved himself of a boerckelation bysaying, "I don't even have a sister to kiss if I wanted to."

"Seven years? That's like a little kid's lifetime."

by junami September 10, 2009