Bubbert

1.The male version of "Betty"
Someone who is highly attractive but is not very smart.
Quite the looker but comes across as very stupid.

A Hot guy who is completely dumb.

2.Bubbert can be used to fill in the blank when you don't know the answer to something, or if you feel like something might be to inappropriate in the presence of small children and/ or senior citizens.

Surfer guys, Jocks, "pretty boys"

Examples: Surfer guys, Jocks, "pretty boys"

"Shes a betty, he's a bubbert... they're perfect for each other."

"Holy bubert" (instead of holy shit)
"bubbert hole" (instead of ass hole)
"What the bubbert" (instead of what the hell or what the fuck)
"Son of a bubbert" (instead of son of a bitch)

by Mr. Moosie July 28, 2014

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Bobert

To get a hand-job in a crowded theater

Man, that chick I met last week gave me a Bobert during the Lego Movie.

by sittinherebored September 19, 2023

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Boebert

Sexual activity performed in a theater audience setting. "Giving a boebert" refers specifically to a manual sex act (e.g. a hand job), however the act may include other boorish behavior including vaping, talking loudly, taking selfies, and general disruption.

The term originated from an incident in September, 2023, when CCTV security footage for Beetlejuice, The Musical allegedly show Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (R, CO) engaging in heavy-petting with a male companion.

Shirley gave me a Boebert during the Tucson Theater production of 'Dear Evan Hansen'.

by SlimerAndTheRealGhostbusters September 21, 2023

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