fruit boarder

Someone who dosen't skate, but wears skating brands like adio and all those brands

He is such a fruit boarder. I mean, he wears the brands, but he dosen't skate. you can tell by his walk. He is such a poser.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.

by Ditto39 March 31, 2004

Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.

Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day

by HircineXex August 22, 2010

Walk-Boarder

A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.

Lets go take that walk-boarder's skateboard, man he is gay!

by jac5 October 2, 2005

Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

ski-boarder

From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.

v., Ski-Boarding

My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!

-or-

My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.

by Shilo January 28, 2005

Boardies

1) Bitches that don't have any feelings for real people.
2) Usually teenagers 11-18.
3) Possibly stalkers.
4) People who have no respect for others.
5) Kids who have enough time to waste on the boards all day long and have no lives.


-Fall Out Boy boardies
-Panic At The Disco boardies

The boardies are all PMSing and being total psycho bitches.

Boardies have no feelings.

Why do the boardies hate us noobs ? WHAT DID WE DO ?!

Go shit your pants you fucking lame-ass boardies.

by mikeyistoocoolforyourface January 2, 2009

put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane?

When a kid is brought up to beleive that being different is cool they take to music known as rave or trance. Scooter is AND WILL ALWAYS be the leader of this movement.

Examples of people who follow this movement are ViBe, SiNisTer, 3d and noone else on the planet.

by {DnF}MAG^ October 21, 2004