A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
Get the Bluetooth Ass mug.Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.
Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)
Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009
Get the Bluetooth Thug mug.when the person with a bluetooth headset is having a conversion on the headset but not speaking just listening, and all the while acknowledging and participated in a conversation with a person standing next to them. And all of the sudden start talking to the person on the headset and completely ignore the person that just walked up and started talking. If you are the person that got ignored then you have officially been bluetoothed.
by chad633 February 23, 2009
Get the bluetoothed mug.When one "whacks" their penis on both sides of their partner's face to the ear; leaving 2 prints like a Stereo Bluetooth headset.
Heistand got pretty drunk and was distributing BJs, when it was my turn I had to give him a stereo bluetooth so we would all have proof of his behaviour next day when he got sober.
by MandingoTrump May 5, 2008
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Get the Bluetooth mug.An idiotic looking device, used by unimportant people who want to look important. It is a wireles transmitter that is put on an ear and is hooked up to your cell phone, so no matter where your phone is, you can still recieve that highly anticipated, uber important phone call from your mom. It radiates a tacky neon blue when in use, yet most of the time it goes unused. Good for when driving, but when not on the road it makes you look sad and pathetic. Users deserve a drop-kicking.
Doreen always used to wear bluetooth in class, with her hair neatly tucked around it. Coincidently, she never used it nor was there a car lying around class, waiting to be driven. Once I drop kicked her, she never wore blue tooth again.
by Mr. Hoboski December 17, 2005
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1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
SweetPete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are MEANT to insinuate, "I'm sooooo important lookittmeee," but such cranial adornments actually scream out, "I'm a loser yeay."
by SweetPete SweetPete May 15, 2008
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