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Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
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Blowhole

A hole to stick your tongue in and taste the poopoo out of the gooning cave. Its very Ohio and IshowSpeed does it all the time. You can eat the poopoo out of the dookoo.
Gijs: Can I use your Blowhole?
Bertrent Kjelle The 3rth: Yes, you can goon in my cave like IshowSpeed does it.
Gijs: Thats skibidi Ohia Rizz richt there
by TeelbalEater69 March 20, 2024
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Typhlia of the blowhole

An unspecified ailment that can be caught from unsanitary conditions
Don't pick up that dirty frisbee you found in the mud. You'll catch typhlia of the blowhole.
by thewaitingape@gmail.com April 30, 2022
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Blowhole

What you call someone who is always horny for a strange. They always like a creampie and like to try to lick the cum off the pussy/ass.
Friend: I fucking just saw a blowhole on the street. You: Oh Yeah! Friend: You don't get it! She unzipped my pants and bounced on my dick. You: ... Friend: She tried to lick her pussy clean!
by SisterZestyLips69 March 13, 2019
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The Btown Blowhole

The Btown Blowhole is when you’re playing ping pong with a sexual partner and your paddle is essentially your asshole. You catch the ball in your asshole and poof it out like a whales blowhole and continue playing.
“Yo you tryna do the Btown Blowhole” “Yeah man let me get out my paddle ;)”
by TheBtownBlowholeMaker April 7, 2021
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Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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Blowhole

When you have a penis in your mouth and it ejaculates. Rather than swallowing you blow the load out of your nose.
“Hey, I heard you did a blowhole last night.”
Yeah, so much jizz came out of my nose.”
by Cmd1787 January 27, 2018
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