blob

its a blob

omg its a blob!

by globblobblopglop March 14, 2023

on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.

"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!

by MilitantAtheist December 4, 2003

blob

me

im blob

by Blcbby July 28, 2021

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

blob

Derrogatory term used against the Blood gang

Man those red Blobs were add it again on my set

by Redrum December 8, 2002

blob

A gunk of goo or grime.

I had a blob of poo on my ass, so I flicked it into oncoming traffic.

by B-Drac August 10, 2003

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

by Skott September 21, 2004