blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.

"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"

by cuddlerat April 20, 2005

bippy twat

1. A female lacking in any redeeming qualities that make them capable of thinking of anyone but themselves.
2. An ABERRANTLY stupid female (meaning all females carry the stupid gene, a bippy twat is unusually and exceedingly stupid)
3. A blonde

Stop stealing my air for your vapid head you rapacious bippy twat! Wear ear plugs so you don't leak.

by L0S April 11, 2003

blippo

a fat overweight or bloated hippo

i feel like a proper blippo today and ting innit

by charleprick May 11, 2007

Blippi

The act of shitting on one's friend for film.

You can watch Nige and I Blippi tonight at 7

by Tillybh July 29, 2021

Blippard

When the 'storm of the century' comes by and doesn't deliver the goods. February 1st 2011 was forecast to bury the northern USA in 2 feet of snow. We got 4 inches in Detroit - duh...

All the kids were happy that school got called off but they didn't have to shovel snow due to the Blippard

by badsneakers77 February 21, 2011

bloppy joe

To eat sloppy joe mix out of someone’s butthole

Hey. You know what sounds good right about now, Jamie? A bloppy joe.

by Kd93 September 28, 2019

Blipping

1) A platonic way for guys to achieve mild orgasm. Blipping is when you use the good ol' pinch and roll method to soothe the itchy areas of your balls, but instead of rolling the skin, you sink your nails deep into the itchy patch of skin and then slowly and gentling clawing at it. When performing this, it will give you a great deal of soothing pleasure (and will make your balls incredibly sensitive). It is also more commonly known as pinch and dig.

2) The prelude to male masturbation. In this sense, blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man lightly puts pressure on the side tissue of his penis with his thumb, as to get stiff for something they're about to get off to.

1) When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip at the source of the itch for the best relief.

2) As a notification lit up my screen and saw that it was from a hot chick on Tinder, I naturally began to blip.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 17, 2020