blap

Name of an up and coming rap group from the LUTON AREA AN' TING!

Blap your mother,
blap your mothers mother.
Blap your mothers mothers pet budgie.
Blap.

by Tommie C and MC Sween November 27, 2003

blap

shooting your mouth off when you're an obvious dumb fuck.

Jethro: "Eminem is a great lyricist, but he sucks".
Bobby: "What the fuck? You are a dumb ass. Check that mouth of yours before you blap".

by elitewan June 10, 2009

blap

A music genre, also called blog rap.

Are you gonna come out with us or just stay in your room listening to blap like you always do..?

by blapergod01 May 31, 2011

blap

1. To "have a go" at or on something.
2. To go somewhere/drive somewhere.

1. Let's have a blap on your motorbike, mush!
2. I'm gonna blap up the shop to get some growlers.

by CRACKBABY August 23, 2003

blap

when headbutting or hitting some one. Every one has to meet blap

"wanna meet blap" if they reply yes head but them

by Tently mandem May 02, 2007

Blapping

The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno

Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot

Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it

by Tr4gic March 07, 2015

blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 15, 2011