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Best Friend

Someone who will deep throat your cock and stuff your balls into his cheecks liek a chipmunk whilst also licking your asshole. You complete me !
Hey, wanna be my best friend ? I have $20 dollars !
by oddballed January 23, 2010
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Best Friend

Someone who you can be completely comfortable and crazy around. Someone who doesn't care if they cause physical pain to you when you do something stupid - "you deserved it." Someone who will come pick you up in the middle of the night when your boyfriend's being an asshole. and they're twenty miles away. Someone who can be a complete bitch to you one day, then totally nice to you the next and expect you to forgive them - and you DO forgive them without hesitation. Someone who you fight with and yell at and hate constantly 99% of the time, and then get along five minutes after you just fought. Someone who, when you lose them in a big amusement park, you begin crying because you feel so lost without them. Someone who's not afraid to call you fat and ugly on your bad days, and then fat and ugly or your good days too. They're kind of like tumors in your body that never go away.
Teacher: "You two girls have been arguing all the way down the hall!"
Girl: She's being a bitch and calling me names and hitting me! She's really making me angry!"
Teacher: "Then go to the office and explain to the principal what she's doing and saying."
Girl: "Oh no! I could never do that! She's my best friend!"
by bestfriendhalf June 26, 2008
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Best Friend

a person who makes you uncontrollably happy and somebody who you love to the end of time
by sports1234 July 24, 2019
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Best Friend

I caught my best friend with my sister on a date!
by Mr. Ryus January 5, 2019
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Best Friend

Someone Who Loves You And Is Always There For You When No One Else Is.
by Sandra_ November 17, 2017
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Best Friend

A best friend, girl or boy, is someone there for you at almost all times,is someone who you can be yourself around. A best friend is someone you can call and talk to all day/night. You should always want to be with your best friend. They make you feel happy, and the thought of leaving them makes you want to cry. Your best friend is someone you can hug whenever not only when they are sad, but when they are happy too. Whenever you see them, it will light you up. You can always count on your best friend to make you laugh for hours. You love your best friend.
by Kate Ingles November 18, 2018
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Best Friend

A best friend is a person who is always there for you,no matter what , where and when, you always have fun together, knows everything about you knows what you hate and like
by Aisha a December 27, 2016
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