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Bottle Bullseye

When you smoke and your eyes get dry and red, so you put your eye in the rim of the water bottle and tilt it back so the water gets in your eyeball
“Dude my eyes are so dry..”

“just bottle bullseye, you’ll be fine
by Vilis November 12, 2020
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Bumhole Bullseye

The Bumhole Bullseye is a game you play where an individual lays face down ass spread and the group takes turns throwing dildos trying to get a bullseye
I wanted to play darts with a hooker but she suggested we play Bumhole Bullseye instead.
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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black guy bullseye

The perpetual target black men have on them their entire life. They are forced to survive in poor communities, harassed by law enforcement, are incarcerated at high rates, suffer job discrimination, receive poor medical care and have shorter life spans. black man, African-American, black male, brothers, inner city, ghetto, prison, discrimination, racism, black on black crime, law enforcement, cops, slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, mass incarceration, preschool to prison pipeline, the Black Codes, Dred Scott, the Deep South
Every evening when I come home from work, a police car is always in my rearview mirror. I've never been to jail, don't have a record and my tags are up to date. What gives man?! Joe, you aint trippin, you got the black guy bullseye on you.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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Begger's Canyon Bullseye

A Begger's Canyon Bullseye is when you jerk someone off onto another persons asshole.
So, last Thursday me, a mynock and a wookie were getting hot and heavy. Ended up getting a Begger's Canyon Bullseye.
by filthyhobbit November 3, 2022
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(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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