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beaver

a word used to describe a chicks cunt- dirty, clean, shaved, hairy, bushy.
Hey Mike, did you get any beaver from that slut i hooked you up wit last night?

She has the hairiest beaver i have ever seen, it's like a section of the tropical rain forest.
by powell April 16, 2003
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beavers

Beer, used when you don't want your boss to know you're trading a snowboard tune-up for a twelve-pack.
"I'll do it for beavers."
by harmoniouschaos January 13, 2010
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beaver

Some one who is currently attending, or is a graduate student of Oregon State University (OSU). Whose mascot is the beaver. GO BEAVERS!!!
Did you catch the game yesterday the beavers kicked ass!
by Jordanlevy June 16, 2006
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beaver

Trucker slang, refers to a woman who is willing to perform sexual acts on a driver (for free). A woman who requires payment for services is referred to as a "pro beaver".
There's a sweet little beaver workin' the lot at the TA boys, g'wan and gitcha some!
by Mount May 22, 2004
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beaver

Although the most common known definition of this word is of the pesky wood chewing rodent, it can also refer to a pesky beard wearing man. Instead of using his teeth to chew wood, he uses his chainsaw and will often try to go after larger trees. This beaver however will have one tree that he clings on to and is usually near his home. After a long day of chopping down wood, he usually settles back with a Miller High Life and a Camel Light with his good ole buddies. Watch out when overly intoxicated because the beaver will revert back to many of the ways of his rodent ancestor. It has been reported that a beaver has almost been the victim of his own chainsaw. When the beaver is in this state...STAY AWAY. Well actually you should probably do that at all times.
Hey look at that man with a chainsaw and a big bushy beard...must be a beaver.
by beavaria March 16, 2010
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Beavering

The act of oral copulation between a shaved orangutang and a hack director.
Harry and Brett were beavering away in the background.
by Schfooge January 21, 2015
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Beaveritis

Inflamation of the brain from being obseesed with beavers.
When I can't sleep I get beaveritis.
by Chloe1776 November 21, 2018
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