Sad Beagle

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.

" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."

by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017

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Sneaky Beagle

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls

Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.

by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

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An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".

That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!

by FrenchArmy February 27, 2011

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King Beagle

similar to Top Dog.

The King of the pack. The Ace.

never plural. Always capitalized.

"Man, take a look at that guy, he's King Beagle."

"Don't mess with King Beagle, he'll Chamberlain you!"

"You shoulda seen king Beagle last week, he walked straight into their yard like he was Jesus in Japan."

by Tuco LaBlanca April 14, 2008

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