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Battlefield 3

The reason I stopped playing with my friends.
I'm not getting Call of Duty 8: Modern Warfare 3. End of story.

It doesn't matter if all of my friends won't shut up about how they unlocked the AK-47 - gee, I wonder how many times I've done that in an FPS - and they don't seem to realize that Russians actually use modified variants of AK-47s, not the base model designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov.

"An AK-74? Oh, you mean the AK-74u (That's AKS-74u to you, mister)"

I have Battlefield 3 Limited Edition, I enjoy everything about it, and I don't care if a few of the bugs my friends experienced in the beta are a dealbreaker (Are they stupid?)

I'm playing Battlefield 3 and I'm not playing MW3. If you say, "Do you want to play Call of Duty?" I'm going to say, "Yes" and launch Call of Duty. Not Call of Duty 8, or Call of Duty 7, Call of Duty.
by Brawldud December 31, 2011
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battlefield

The rare, unfortunate event that every chick in one's vicinity is a grenade.
Damn dude, this club is a fuckin' battlefield!
by spiff mcgee October 14, 2010
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Battlefield V

The worst economic disaster since 1930s
- Why is Battlefield V so historically inacurate?
- Either accept it or don't buy it
by cass1dy September 9, 2018
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Battlefield 3

An epic FPS game set to release during Fall 2011, which is around the same time Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is going to be released. Possibly the most anticipated game as of right now. Created in order to crush the COD dynasty and begin the reign of Battlefield. Actually promotes realism and teamwork unlike COD, which is too lone-wolf and unrealistic in order to be taken seriously.

Hardcore gamers play Battlefield.
Ex. 1 - Battlefield 3 > Modern Warfare 3
Ex. 2 - COD WHAAAATTT???
by Yaofio May 29, 2011
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battlefield 4

The upcoming successor to Battlefield 3 and rival of Call of Duty: Ghosts, another upcoming first person shooter video game. Battlefield 4 will run on the Frostbite 3 game engine and will be released in North America on October 29, 2013.

Developer: EA Digital Illusions CE (DICE)

Publisher: Electronic Arts (EA)
Alex: I can't wait for Call of Duty: Ghosts to come out!

Greg: Child, Half-Life 2 could do the same things your game could 10 years ago. Battlefield 4 will ace the competition!
by pixelated_dummy July 18, 2013
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Battlefield High School

Located in Haymarket, Virginia, Battlefield High School may be the worst educational institution in the Northern Hemisphere.
You see that shit hole?
Yeah, That's Battlefield High School.
by whatthehelldoitypehere April 10, 2011
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Battlefield Heroes

The game where everything is underpowered or needs to be nerfed depending on who you ask. Also notable for its updates (or lack thereof) and people who tell you to "QQ" over anything that borders on constructive criticism.
Example of a typical Battlefield Heroes forum post:

Player 1: Why did a two hour maintenance create seven hours worth of glitches and downtime?

Player 2: OMG. QUIT QQ TEH GAME IZ FREEEEEEEEE!
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