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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Baris

A Turkish boy thats definitely not the sexiest mf in the world, but cute nevertheless. 20% Angel; %80 Devil, devil in the bed. Dude has been created by god just to have superb sex. Total satyriasis combined with a seek for long lasting relationships. This the kinda dude you wanna get down with, but can't since he is your best friend.
Girl1: Slept with Baris last night, best sex of my life!
Girl2: You are so lucky girl! wish i was in your place.
by satyriasis November 21, 2021
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Baris

An extremely handsome Turkish man who’s also intelligent, kind, and peaceful! Baris’ literal meaning is “peace” which is why they are so kind, caring, sympathetic, and understanding of everybody that they come across. He’s amazing with women.

Baris’ tend to have strong work ethic, great sense of humor, and are very passionate about the things that they do. The reason that they are very practical and hospitable is because they’re Turkish. These qualities pass on to them via Baris’ ancient ancestors.

Baris’ tend to have cool hobbies such as working out, martial arts, driving cool cars, flying airplanes, or are musicians! Baris’ positive energy radiates. This is why people are always trying to be around him.

If you meet a Baris! You’re in luck because you’ll never meet another another person like him ever again!
Example 1
Person 1: “Do you know Baris?”
Person 2: “Of course! Who doesn’t know Baris? LOL”

Example 2

Woman: “I wish I was dating Baris. He’s everything a woman can ever want”

Example 3

Man 1: “Bro — this dude Baris is the coolest MF that I know”
Man 2: “Yeah bro! Let’s go hang out with him!”
by MrPilotManBarryT November 21, 2021
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Bari

the sexiest man to every walk the earth. So much sexier than Daniel.
Ellie: Woah look it's Bari!
Zoe: He's so much sexier than Daniel!!
by BIg boi charlie September 27, 2023
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BARYS

A group of people in east of england mainly a city called Ely where gang wars between Ely community college and Kings school Ely. With the barys being the community college
Com round da backs blads da barys are out.
by rudeboy-skeen May 13, 2005
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Abdul Bari

Ye to Abdul Bari hai, ye acha bacha hai
by Peechay to dekho November 24, 2021
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Baris

It means piece in turkish language but,

for some of people it means a virgin-porn addicted guy with smallest micropenis who plays 2/13 yasuo and blames his teammates for no reason.
shut up you little baris
by hırrime November 21, 2021
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