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Barista Syndrome

The uncomfortable feeling any sensible human experiences when they don’t know whether or not the person they are talking to is hitting on them. Similar to the stereotype of coffee shop baristas, barista syndrome can apply to anyone.
Person 1: Hey man, what’s wrong?

Person 2: I don’t know man, I’m getting mad barista syndrome from that girl at the bar.
by Intercom Radio February 6, 2022
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barista cracked

when ur drink is made so well and looks so pretty that one would assume their barista was fucked the night prior

typically a reference to starbucks
bri “woah did you see how good my latte looks”
amanda “the barista cracked
by princessvodka November 12, 2025
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Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025
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Barista

A White Man who solely dates Black Women, and Inverse of Milkman
Did you see Connor was dating Ivy?

Yeah, he seems to be a barista. He was dating Jasmine a month ago
by Bernhard Baker May 4, 2025
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Barista

When a man jerks off into a woman’s mouth (or on her face) and yells ‘cafe con leche!!!!’ as he spills his load.
Oh baby, the barista has your cafe con leche coming right NOW!!!!!!!!
by Showy August 1, 2023
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Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.
I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.
by anonymous July 21, 2022
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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.
After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.
by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022
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