Waste of Bandwidth

a. A page, picture, or document on the Internet that serves no purpose. spam
b. A person who consumes resources in an office but does no actual work. waste of skin waste of carbon lazy worthless

Frank gets alot of credit around here, but he's a Waste of Bandwidth.

by JennBenn September 10, 2008

Choking the bandwidth

When you hog up all the internet bandwidth from streaming all that 4K anal porn

*webpage takes a long time to load*
Dad (yells across bedroom): Son, are you choking the bandwidth again?
Son (yells back): Uhhh no..... what makes you think that?
Dad: Oh nothin', just a hunch...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2019

You're Sucking All My Bandwidth

When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.

Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"

Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"

by PBay November 4, 2009

Damn Dirty Bandwidth Stealing Whore

A nitwit who directlinks/hotlinks to graphics or other bandwidth intensive content hosted on your site (and dime) without permission, costing you money every time someone views it on their site with absolutely no benefit to you.

Some Damn Dirty Bandwidth Stealing Whore on MySpace leeched from my site again.

by chris rue July 12, 2007

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

exceeded their bandwidth

When a band is still performing with just one or none of the original start-up members, performing songs written by the original members, and using the same gimmicks of the original members to draw a crowd. And it's just a matter of time before the original members and/or songwriter notices and sues their ass to shut them down.

"KISS hasn't exceeded their bandwidth yet, but I say it's only a matter of time."

by so42gob4dawn August 3, 2006

low bandwidth

A slang expression for someone who seems unintelligent or dimwitted. It's intended to be a humorous derivation of the tech term bandwidth.

The low bandwidth bouncer at the door couldn't do the math to figure out if I was of legal age to enter.

by John Roshi October 4, 2003