bam

Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.

"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"

by Hayley Webster April 13, 2004

BAM

BAM/BAMING (BAN ALLISON MOVEMENT)
Used when expressing discomfort towards "Allisons"

Hey are you going to the BAM rally tonight?

Im Bamming so hard right now

by ProfessionalBammer June 30, 2023

bam bam

the little flinstone who screams while his orgasm hits

bam bam jizzle

by Anonymous March 05, 2003

bam

I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!

"wit - u sayin im a bam?"

by i h8 bams December 03, 2003

bammed

1. To be severely owned.
2. Having your arse kicked badly.
3. Slapped down like an insignificant piece of shit.

1. I sucked so much in that game I got BAMMED.
2. You're such a victim dude - we bammed you!
3. "You're a poofwagon homobobo asschomper" "BAMMED!!"

by Sticks May 29, 2004

bam

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".

When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...

by Mr Scotsman March 26, 2006

Bamming

Lying to another person. Not telling the whole and complete truth.

Mother: Oh, you better have a good reason for being home so late boy, and you better not be bamming me!!!

by thecleverone March 18, 2007